sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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