Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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