Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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