I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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