I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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