Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
no you cant smoke seaweed
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Walk of Shame today included voting.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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