fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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