He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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