even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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