Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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