Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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