So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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