i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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