Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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