This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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