How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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