is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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