i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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