It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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