I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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