I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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