Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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