Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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