I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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