Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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