Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
