I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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