New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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