I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
