i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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