Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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