Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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