either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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