I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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