I didn't shave. On purpose
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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