that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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