I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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