Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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