420 ftw
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
high people should be assigned attendants
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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