Tell her she can't have a vagina
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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