I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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