so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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