I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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