all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Everclear isn't food dammit
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
