what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies