i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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