It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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