I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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