He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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