i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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